Ucimo Engleski - Lekcija br. 1

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in english world today is word 'fuck'. Of all english words, that began with 'f', 'fuck' is the only word that is refered to the 'F' word. It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 'Fuck' as most words in English language is derived from German language word 'ficken', wich means 'to strike'. In English 'fuck' falls into many dramatical categories as a transitive verb, for example: 'John fucked Shirley'. As intransitive verb for example: 'Shirley fucks'. It's meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such, as 'John is doing all the fucking work'. As part of an adverbs 'Shirley talks too fucking much'. As an adverb in hancing an adjective 'Shirley is fucking beautiful'. As a noun 'I don't give a fuck'. As part of the word 'infuckingcredible' or 'absofuckinglutelly' and as almost every word in the sentence 'Fuck the fucking fuckers'. You must realize that there is no words with versitility like 'fuck'. This word can describe situations such as: trouble - 'I guess I'm really fucked, now; agression - 'Don't fuck with me budy'; difficulty - 'I don't understand this fucking question'; suprise - 'Who the fuck was that'; satisfaction 'I don't like what the fuck is going on here'; in confidence - 'He is a fuck off'; dismissile 'Why don't you go outside and play ,hide' and go fuck yourself. I'm sure you can think many more examples. With all of this multipurpose aplications how can anyone be afended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech and it will identify the quality of your caractery immideatly. Say it laudly and proudly 'Fuck you'.

 

Spisak najtanjih knjiga na svijetu:

1. "Titovo skolovanje" - izdanje KPJ.
2. "Turisticki vodic kroz Vukovar" - Izdanje Turistickog saveza Srbije.
3. "Spisak zenskih vrlina i muskih mana" - izdanje Prakticne zene.
4. "Putovanja Franca Ferdinanda" - izdanje Habzburske monarhije.
5. "Istorija Srba" - izdanje Skolske knjige Zagreb.
6. "Uradi sam za Crnogorce" - izdanje knjizevne zadruge Cetif.
7. "Ljubavni zivot casne sestre Anamarije Valent" - izdanje Katolicke crkve.
8. "Etiopski narodni kuvar" - izdanje edicije Kuhinje svijeta.
9. "Svi nenaoruzani Hrvati danas" - izdanje Evropske Zajednice.
10. "Dobra djela Franje Tudjmana" - izdanje Sabora Hrvatske.

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- Olovka i sveska (u toku skolske godine najcesce se nosi u torbi nosi samo jedna, jer je i ona suvisna). Izuzetak : u torbi nositi jos jedan blok ukoliko zapisujete izvale profesora, jer ce se ispuniti za prva 3-4 casa. U tom slucaju kupovati sveske na veliko.
- Mobilni telefon (posljednji hit)
Mozete roditeljima odmah javiti slabu ocjenu i procjeniti da li da idete kuci; ili slagati da ste dobili pozitivnu (ne lazete u oci). Jasno, posebno su pogodni modeli na kojima se mogu igrati igrice i iskljuciti ton (upotreba na casovima)
- Udzbenik(ci). Iako su rijetki oni koji ih jos nose zbog njihove male tezine i debljine, vazno ih je spomenuti zbog priloga istoriji.
- Digitron. Za pismene vjezbe i kontrolne radove idealni su "veci" modeli jer se prep....... lakse obavlja, a moguce je ustanoviti i sifrovanje radi neopazenog prenosa poruka.
- Dnevni dzeparac. Nesto "sice" da se nadje za sendvic, ledeni caj, Zombi, Milenium, posudjivanje kolegama (korisno imati u kovanicama po 0.5 i 1 KM)...
- Rucni sat. Da biu svakom momentu imali uvid koliko ce agonija jos trajati... ovaj, za koliko zvoni. Preporucljivi su modeli sa alarmom da vas probude blizu kraja casa...
- Rucna granata. Ovaj alat je vrlo cest u ucenickim torbama i sve vise zamijenjuje pistolje i "skakavce". Primjere upotrebljivosti i korisnosti, ali i uputstvo za rukovanje nije potrebno navoditi...
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